Rosy Pho

Rosy Pho has absolutely no idea what a Dilophosaurus is supposed to be. Fierce? Intimidating? He looked it up once and immediately got distracted by his own reflection. Those two crests on his head have been scientifically classified as adorable, which is not what the scientists intended but here we are. He shows up everywhere slightly too early, waves at people he's never met, and considers every room his room. Paleontologists have questions. Rosy Pho has none. Completely unbothered by his own prehistoric reputation, blissfully unaware of pretty much everything else, and somehow the most magnetic creature in any ecosystem he wanders into.